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| fat_elvis_rocked |
Posted - 05/19/2011 : 22:20:01
Sorry to date myself, and I hope some of you still remember the Fonz, but I gotta wonder, after reading this article, that if Bettman had the chance to meet Slozo, would he tell him, 'Sit on it!!'
http://www.pickuphockey.com/hockeynews.aspx?article=7027441686 |
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| andyhack |
Posted - 05/22/2011 : 16:10:52
With Pinky Tuscadero TOWERING over the little guy, the press would refer to him as "Mr. Pinky Tuscadero," to which she would reply:
"Hey, that's not Mr. Pinky Tuscadero, that's 'The Count'"!
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| n/a |
Posted - 05/20/2011 : 10:13:20
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Originally posted by leigh
Slozo, I suspect Bettman had a 'challenging' childhood so don't be surprised if he learnedsome form of martial arts to defend himself in the school yard beatings. Just a heads up that you may have to take him to the ground to defeat him.
No worries, I am ready for his two finger eye-poke attack a la Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. 
That being said, I forgot the obvious height disparity, and upon further musing, I realise he can't even reach above my shoulders. I might indeed have to watch out for the Nut Pinch maneouvre, or perhaps the 'ol Ballsack Slap.
Ground it is.
"Take off, eh?" - Bob and Doug |
| leigh |
Posted - 05/20/2011 : 09:27:41
Slozo, I suspect Bettman had a 'challenging' childhood so don't be surprised if he learnedsome form of martial arts to defend himself in the school yard beatings. Just a heads up that you may have to take him to the ground to defeat him. |
| n/a |
Posted - 05/20/2011 : 09:17:37
I'm A-ok with that humour Fat Elvis, now worries about me getting offended about stuff like that, lol. But I'll end your imaginary scenario:
If The Count ever told me to "sit on it" (and yeah, I do remember Happy Days as a very young kid), I'd bitch-slap him and ask him, "That's what you get for taking credit for other people's hard work. Now . . . what're you gonna do about it, hunh chump?"
Then I might bitch-slap him again for pretending to be the Fonz, which is just a damn disgrace.
"Take off, eh?" - Bob and Doug |
| fat_elvis_rocked |
Posted - 05/20/2011 : 00:19:18
Ha, FutureKesler,
If you have about 10 hours to go back and read older posts, Slozo, uses every oppurtunity to rant about how Bettman, or, 'the Count', as he repeatedly refers to him, has ruined the Coyotes, the Leafs, Southern Ontarions, the NHL, the AHL, the KHL, the what the Hell, and probably single-handedly caused the latest recession.
I jest of course as to the immensity of his blame, but he does rip on the lil' leprechaun, every chance he gets.
I just couldn't resist posting this in here, for all our enjoyment!!
Sorry Slozo my friend, but methinks, if I understand your sense of humor, you may have done the same if roles were reversed.
Long Live King Bettman, winner of this years Pro Sports League of the year!!! After all, if he gets all the blame, he deserves all the glory!!! |
| FutureKesler |
Posted - 05/19/2011 : 22:43:58
What the Hell is this award? What's the criteria for it? If its popularity, then the winner shoulda been the NFL, they have the largest amount of diehards. (I am not ripping hockey, I'm just making a statement)
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Originally posted by fat_elvis_rocked
Sorry to date myself, and I hope some of you still remember the Fonz, but I gotta wonder, after reading this article, that if Bettman had the chance to meet Slozo, would he tell him, 'Sit on it!!'
http://www.pickuphockey.com/hockeynews.aspx?article=7027441686
What are you talking about with Slozo? I don't Understand.
Ryan Kesler is a BEAST! |
| leigh |
Posted - 05/19/2011 : 22:35:54
"Aaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!" Did Bettman jump the shark after accepting the award? |
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