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umteman
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Posted - 11/26/2013 :  04:47:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Crazy dream last night. I was sitting at the breakfast table reading the morning paper. I would reach into the box, pick out a doughnut, take a bite then set it down. Then Steve Yzerman would skate in and wrist shot it away! The sequence would then repeat - I think Steve was trying to tell me something lol. But how he was able to skate through my kitchen I have no idea.

Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"

leigh
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Canada
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Posted - 11/26/2013 :  16:40:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cool! You're friends with Steve Yzerman! haha!
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umteman
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USA
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  03:40:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not sure why it was Yzerman who appeared in my dream, but street clothes on skates - no helmet no visor no mistake - it was Yzerman.

Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"
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leigh
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Canada
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  11:28:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The real question...honey glazed or boston cream?
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umteman
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USA
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  11:41:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jelly

Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"
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Guest4178
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  13:34:12  Reply with Quote
I had your dream analyzed by a dream analysis expert, and they said that the doughnut represents a hole in Yzerman's lineup right now. (With the Lightning and potentially for the Olympic games.)

Yzerman shooting away the doughnuts represents the likelihood that Stamkos will be ready for the Olympics, so your dream is good news for Canadian hockey fans! :)
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Alex116
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  15:08:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Guest4178

I had your dream analyzed by a dream analysis expert, and they said that the doughnut represents a hole in Yzerman's lineup right now. (With the Lightning and potentially for the Olympic games.)

Yzerman shooting away the doughnuts represents the likelihood that Stamkos will be ready for the Olympics, so your dream is good news for Canadian hockey fans! :)



Lol.....awesome news!
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Guest4430
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Posted - 11/27/2013 :  16:56:44  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Guest4178

I had your dream analyzed by a dream analysis expert, and they said that the doughnut represents a hole in Yzerman's lineup right now. (With the Lightning and potentially for the Olympic games.)

Yzerman shooting away the doughnuts represents the likelihood that Stamkos will be ready for the Olympics, so your dream is good news for Canadian hockey fans! :)



PURE GOLD!!!
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umteman
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Posted - 11/28/2013 :  05:16:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Strange though that I, an American would have a dream pertaining to team Canada's olympic fortunes.

Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"
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Guest4377
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Posted - 11/30/2013 :  19:14:58  Reply with Quote
Then maybe it wasn't a dream. Maybe it was a nightmare! :)
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umteman
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USA
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Posted - 12/01/2013 :  05:02:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ah ha! lol

Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"
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