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Jumbo Joe Rocks
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
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 Posted - 07/22/2010 : 08:36:58
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I know it is early but create the lines for your favorite team.You can also do trades and signings.
GO SHARKS GO
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Guest4004
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Posted - 07/22/2010 : 08:58:59
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Colorado avalanche
Galiardi-Stastny-Stewart
Duchene-Mueller-Hejduk
Winnik-O'Reilly-Yip
Porter-Mcloed-Jones
Stoa
Liles-Quincey
Hannan-Cumiskey
Foote-Wilson
Elliott-Shatternick
Anderson
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Jumbo Joe Rocks
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
410 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2010 : 09:43:12
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San Jose Sharks
Here is what I would do...
Trade Heatley 3rd round pick to St Louis for Pietrangolo and McDonald.
Trade Setoguchi,Murray 1st round pick to NYR for Marc Staal
Trade McDonald to Philly for Briere
Trade Vlasic 2nd round pick to Philly for Van Riemsdyk
Bury Huskins in minors
Sign Maxim Afinogenov to a 2 year $5 million dollar
contract,$2.5 million a year.
Sign Denis Grebeshkov to 2 year $7 million contract,$3.5
million a year
Re-sign Vesce and Ortmeyer to a 1 year $550 thousand a year
each.
Sign Marc Staal 10 year $45 million dollar contract,$4.5 million a year
Re-sign Jumbo Joe to a 7 year $56 million dollar contract $8 million a year.
I know I did alot of trades and signings but I cant stand the roster they have now so i made it better and it is under the cap by $1 million dollars.
And here are the new and improved San Jose Sharks.
CAPGEEK.COM CAP CALCULATOR
FORWARDS
Daniel Briere ($6.500m) / Joe Thornton ($8.000m) / Patrick Marleau ($6.900m)
Ryane Clowe ($3.625m) / Joe Pavelski ($4.000m) / James Van Riemsdyk ($1.654m)
Jamie McGinn ($0.996m) / Logan Couture ($1.241m) / Maxim Afinogenov ($2.500m)
Jed Ortmeyer ($0.550m) / Scott Nichol ($0.760m) / Torrey Mitchell ($1.366m)
DEFENSEMEN
Dan Boyle ($6.666m) / Marc Staal ($4.500m)
Denis Grebeshkov ($3.500m) / Alex Pietrangelo ($3.166m)
Niclas Wallin ($2.500m /Jason Demers($0.543m)
Jay Leach ($0.500m)
GOALTENDERS
Antero Niittymaki ($2.000m) /Thomas Greiss ($0.550m)
CARRY-OVER BONUS PENALTY: $327,500
CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS
(these totals are compiled using the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $59,400,000; CAP PAYROLL: $62,098,335; BONUSES: $3,702,500
CAP SPACE (22-man roster): $1,004,165
GO SHARKS GO |
Edited by - Jumbo Joe Rocks on 07/22/2010 11:26:44 |
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nuxfan
PickupHockey All-Star
3670 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2010 : 22:16:42
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well, if I can do trades and signings...
- sign UFA Superman to a 1 yr/450K contract, league minimum. He needs to work on his skating a bit, but he can hit like a freight train and can create havoc in front of the net - uses cape to block goaltender view Avery-style. If he can keep up with the Sedin's, its gonna be one helluva line.
- League creates new 10 minute misconduct for using laserbeams-from-eyes. NHLPA raises complaint that the rule is unfair as it targets a single player, arbitration pending.
- sign UFA Popeye to a 2yr deal in exchange for lifetime supply of spinach and Yaletown condo for him and Olive Oyl - value is 1.2M total (1.199 for the condo, the rest for spinach). Quick on the puck, not afraid to drop them when he has to, he'll make a good 3rd line grinder.
- Pickup Thing. Spent last year in KHL, but ready to make a comeback @ 1.5M. You think Volchenkov blocks shots and finishes checks... Currently working with Nike on special skate, they'll call it the Thingblade.
- bring 3 stooges out of retirement, sign to 900K deals. Best. Fourth line. Ever.
- trade Samuelson for a good Swedish restaurant - hey, when you have Superman, you don't need Sammy anymore, and Vancouver just doesn't have good Swedish food...
- trade Bieksa to MTL for Tinordi - yeah, its gonna happen! Gotta stock the cupboards, these superhero's don't last forever.
- accept Raymond arbitration hearing, 3.5M
- everyone else - down to the Moose! I hear Winnipeg is almost as nice as Vancouver in February...
Projected lineup:
Superman (450K) / Sedin (6.2M) / Sedin (6.2M)
Burrows (2M) / Kesler (5M) / Raymond (3.5M)
Popeye (600K) / Malhotra (2.5M) / Hansen (875K)
Larry (900K) / Moe (900K) / Curly (900K)
Hamhuis (4.25M) / Ballard (4.5M)
Thing (1.5M) / Edler (3.25M)
Erhoff (3.1M) / Salo (3.5M)
SOB (1.6M)
Luongo (5.25M)
Schneider (900K)
Cap hit: 56.275M
Cap space: 2.75 - enough to cover yearly injury to Salo.
Guaranteed Cup. |
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MrBoogedy
Rookie
Canada
195 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2010 : 22:29:37
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| yeah, well your Superman won't know what hit him after i sign Barbara Eden from 'I Dream of Genie'. With a little twinkle of her nose she can turn Superman into a puddle of goo, then with a quick slap pass to her linemate Don Knots, who'll bury it in the top corner. He might not look like much, but let me tell you, Don Knots is my real secret weapon, Barbare Eden just being a distraction. You just wait and see. |
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Guest6506
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Posted - 07/23/2010 : 01:00:04
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| Send Superman down to the Moose for a conditioning stint. Us Winnipeggers wanna see him too!! |
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4809 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2010 : 05:33:48
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Best. Hijacked. Thread. Ever.
"Take off, eh?" - Bob and Doug |
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nuxfan
PickupHockey All-Star
3670 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2010 : 07:37:59
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Um, hello - conditioning? He's SUPERMAN, he's in peak form all the time. Seriously. Plans are that when the 3 stooges all go out with injuries because they clubbed each other over the head with their sticks, Sup will be the entire 4th line all by himself. While still pulling duties with the Sedin's.
Don Knotts - I believe VAN pursued him as well, but he was asking for Sedin money. A very crafty signing by MTL. How will he work his coloured scarves into the uniform though? |
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Beans15
Moderator
Canada
8286 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2010 : 14:11:06
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I am only going after 2 free agents this year. That is Doug and Bob MacKenzie. See if any of your teams can get out of Edmonton with a W when the Original Hosers from the Great White North are sitting in the visitor's dressing room with a couple dozen cases of Canadian.
I don't care if you have Superman on your team, he can't even beat a PeeWee if he's tossed back a 2-4 before the Anthem.
I'll be waiting patiently for the Cup to be delivered to Edmonton. |
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Pasty7
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2312 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2010 : 15:07:01
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[i]Originally posted by Beans15[/i]
[br]I am only going after 2 free agents this year. That is Doug and Bob MacKenzie. See if any of your teams can get out of Edmonton with a W when the Original Hosers from the Great White North are sitting in the visitor's dressing room with a couple dozen cases of Canadian.
I don't care if you have Superman on your team, he can't even beat a PeeWee if he's tossed back a 2-4 before the Anthem.
I'll be waiting patiently for the Cup to be delivered to Edmonton.
Beano i m,ean he is superman give him a keg at least before he is sloshed i mean really....
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nuxfan
PickupHockey All-Star
3670 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2010 : 17:41:30
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| inside information - I heard Bob pulled his entire leftside abdominal muscle wall belching. Every time it gets close to healing, he drinks another case, so it could be awhile. |
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