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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
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 Posted - 04/02/2008 : 18:49:04
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Originally posted by Alex
''Whoa buddy. You will get your turn to praise Allah. One at a time''
Nearly fell outta my seat laughing! Good one.
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Posted - 04/02/2008 : 19:02:12
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Originally posted by Mikhailova
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
''Whoa buddy. You will get your turn to praise Allah. One at a time''
Nearly fell outta my seat laughing! Good one.
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Haha thank you. Arab jokes have sort of become a craze at my school ever since the ''Infidel Pick up the Phone'' ringtone came out (perfect for calling someone and setting it off in the middle of a test!) as long as all the funny media out their, aka Achmed the Dead Terrorist and things like that, so this one kind of came natural!
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99pickles
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 00:52:29
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Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://www.kuklaskorner.com/images/uploads/reflectionsonaseason.jpg[/img]
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And, folks, what we see here is another classic case of Morning Wood |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 04:22:08
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''With Marc Savard and Patrice Bergeron out, Boston coach Calude Julien comes to the realization that he has no remaininng half-decent forwards and thus, sends goaltender Tim Thomas out to take the faceoff'
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Leafs Rock Planet
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
902 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2008 : 04:51:39
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Originally posted by Alex
''With Marc Savard and Patrice Bergeron out, Boston coach Calude Julien comes to the realization that he has no remaininng half-decent forwards and thus, sends goaltender Tim Thomas out to take the faceoff'
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Haha that may be one of your best ever Alex.
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2008 : 11:41:21
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Originally posted by Alex
Haha thank you. Arab jokes have sort of become a craze at my school ever since the ''Infidel Pick up the Phone'' ringtone came out (perfect for calling someone and setting it off in the middle of a test!) as long as all the funny media out their, aka Achmed the Dead Terrorist and things like that, so this one kind of came natural!
Achmed is hilarious! I study Arabic, and I've got a ton of Arab (and Persian) jokes/funny videos, but that's another story....
[img]http://cdn.nhl.com/images/upload/2007/09/frozen_inside092107_replace.jpg[/img]
"Another grisly spectacle in the ecosystem of the Philips Arena, as a thrasher and his predator eye their prey and prepare to fight each other for it...."
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Edited by - Mikhailova on 04/03/2008 11:42:33 |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2008 : 14:25:47
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Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://www.brendanloy.com/blog/images/buffalo-game5ny-max.jpg[/img]
''And it was on that fateful night that Prime Minister Stephen Harper decided to launch his controversial war on terror, in an attempt to eliminate the Achmeds from the NHL. Maybe then, he reasoned, his Ottawa Senators would not choke so badly every year''
1) To get this, you need to see my other post on this picture
2) Interestingly enough, the PM was actually at a Sens game in the playoffs when they faced the Sabres, which makes it all the more funny. I intended to upload this picture and caption it, cross-refrencing to the one above, but you can not see it. I have provided the link for your viewing pleasure 
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/57559059.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEB9E0F12217638FD8A40A659CEC4C8CB6
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2008 : 14:32:18
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'Completely fed up with a lazy Matt Stajan, Leafs goaltender Andrew Raycrofft picks him up by his pants buckle, but restrains himself from chucking poor Matt over the boards, as this would undoubtedly cause a delay of game penalty, which the team can not afford at the moment. '
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2008 : 19:18:18
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Originally posted by Alex
[quote]Originally posted by Alex
''And it was on that fateful night that Prime Minister Stephen Harper decided to launch his controversial war on terror, in an attempt to eliminate the Achmeds from the NHL. Maybe then, he reasoned, his Ottawa Senators would not choke so badly every year''
LMAO!
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Edited by - Mikhailova on 04/04/2008 15:29:52 |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2008 : 14:27:42
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''As part of an April Fool's practical joke, Calgary Flames' players placed their own version of the ''Kama Sutra'' in goaltender Miikka Kipprussof's hockey bag. Seen here is a very gullible Miikka attempting the 'Camera up anal rectum' pose, while Flames' players look on and attempt to contain their laughter''
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 06:10:45
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''Not to be outdone, Alex Kovalev shows Miikka Kiprussoff how it's done with his stimulating 'Pretzel / Dead fish' position. Apparently the Montreal players also have quite a sense of humour.''
(NOTE: To understand the humour, look at the above post regarding Miikka Kiprussof and the Kama Sutra)
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MarkhamMax
Rookie
Canada
102 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 12:21:29
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After his stint in rehab, Owen Wilson is offered the role of Kovalev in the upcoming comedy Les MiserHables |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
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MarkhamMax
Rookie
Canada
102 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 13:22:42
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Originally posted by Alex
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Originally posted by MarkhamMax
After his stint in rehab, Owen Wilson is offered the role of Kovalev in the upcoming comedy Les MiserHables
Haha! Man, do you have any of your writing online? I would love to read it! Take a look at this, it seems like something you would enjoy:
http://www.thehammer.ca/content/view.php?news=2005-02-18-toronto-declare-themselves-champions
It is a satrical article in which the author pokes fun at the Maple Leafs, who, as per the article, declare themselves the lockout champions. I laughed so hard reading it and showed it to all my friends! Enjoy.
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No sorry. Other than a few forums I belong to, I don't have any of my work on the web. Maybe I should start something? Will check out your link though. Thanks.
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 13:30:53
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[img]http://media.canada.com/idl/edjn/20061105/52676-19598.jpg [/img]
''In an effort to cut down on costs, NHL commisioner Gary Bettman mutates a pig with a zebra, and gives his new creation full authority over any controversial hockey decision. He is calling this new species a Referee, which if Latin for ''head stuck up ass''
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Axey
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
877 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 19:33:41
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Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://cdn.nhl.com/images/upload/2007/10/frozen_inside_kiprusoff.jpg[/img]
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After divorcing Dion, Mikka went on a drunken speel where he is seen in this picture with not one but three Flames between his legs, he told the press today he would not like to comment on the matter |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2008 : 14:02:58
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[img]http://www.maniacworld.com/peace-and-love-in-NHL.jpg[/img]
''At the height of its financial woes, the Corell Centre and the Ottawa Senators organization were not able to afford in-between play entertainment. As such, Tom Preissing and Brian Campbell are left to entertain the home crowd with a feeble attempt at the can-can''
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2008 : 16:13:03
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[img]http://z.about.com/d/figureskating/1/7/T/H/-/-/National_Anthem.JPG[/img]
''Mario Lemiux, pondering during the infamous pre-game ''selection'' if tonight is the night he might get promoted from 66 to 69''
NOTE: Guys I am posting one picture per day, try and add your input it's a fun game but so far I'm almost the only one playing!
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Leafsfan_94
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1070 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2008 : 16:50:57
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alex, lol first the kiprusoff anol pose action and then the kovalev one now your talking about 69 whats with theese captions for hockey pictures lol
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Originally posted by Alex
''Mario Lemiux, pondering during the infamous pre-game ''selection'' if tonight is the night he might get promoted from 66 to 69''
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I HATE YOU HABS!
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2008 : 14:12:21
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[img]http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20071012/wsptboul12/bironbig.jpg[/img]
''And from that day forward, methane gas was officially added to the list of ''banned substances'' in the National Hockey League'' |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2008 : 07:16:23
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[img]http://www.xs-nrg.net/images/gallery/2006-10-10.jpg[/img]
Owen Nolan will not be attending the Beijing Olympics. Not because the NHL is holding him back, but rather, because he can not even do a measly push up. Maybe he would have a little more luck if he focused on the winter Olympics instead. Word on the street is, he isn't half bad at that game on the ice... what do they call it? Oh yes, hockey! |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 06:00:44
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[img]http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/15/alg_seanavery.jpg[/img]
Sean Avery attempts to high-five Marrty Brodeur after scoring the game winner.
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
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Posted - 04/17/2008 : 14:33:07
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[quote]Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/15/alg_seanavery.jpg[/img]
Avery waves "Hi" to his mom during the game. |
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nashvillepreds
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1053 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 18:07:12
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Bordeur attempts to shield himself from Avery's smelly armpits.
[img]http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/15/alg_seanavery.jpg[/img]
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Ellis or Mason?
Go Preds Go! |
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OILINONTARIO
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
816 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2008 : 18:11:15
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Three inches from Avery's testicles, which arre, interestingly enough, three inches in diameter each.
The Oil WILL make the playoffs in 2009. |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2008 : 09:51:10
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[img]http://sharkspage.com/galleries/2007_wcs4_sj_Detroit/images/sharks_wings4_1.jpg[/img]
Casino Rama, eh? Just can't beat that excitement!
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2008 : 19:31:00
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[img]http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/10/03/1191461290_0761/410w.jpg[/img]
'''Claude Julien tries to teach his intellectually challenged group of players that letting in 5 goals and scoring none is a recipe for failure. Apparently, they didn't understand...''
(Sorry Andy. The Habs prevailed yet again tonight, when it mattered! Game 7s were designed with Montreal in mind!)
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
-Herb Brooks |
Edited by - Alex on 04/21/2008 19:32:27 |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2008 : 06:46:53
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[img]http://stats.nypost.com/nhl/photos/200710292043746193507-p3.jpeg[/img]
''Arena manager? Arena manager? God damn it, arena manager! Would it kill you to turn that spotlight a little higher?! We're goin' to freakin' game seven! WOOHOO!
(Imagine it in his Russian accent. Haha.)
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2008 : 05:35:30
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[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1394/1355978652_0181b3e59a_o.jpg [/img]
''Jeremy had always been taught about balance at school. So he let Mrs. MacLaen and her 22 students sit on one side of the bench; he and his 24 stanley cup rings sat on the other''
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2008 : 07:01:01
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[img]http://www3.sympatico.ca/thehockeyattic/goaliedrydenonstick.jpg[/img]
What really went on in Dryden's mind all those years: ''Row row row your boat gently down the stream...'' |
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Leafsfan_94
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
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Posted - 04/24/2008 : 14:15:22
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dryden picture:
ch ch ch ch a a a a ( get it from friday the 13th, with jason voorhees when he like kills someone it always makes that noise...lol) coudlnt think of anything else
Leafsfan_94
I HATE YOU HABS!
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2008 : 11:15:27
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[img]http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/storyimages/maggie.jpg [/img]
''Hey Gino, is there a 'none of the above' option on this thing?'' |
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Axey
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
877 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2008 : 13:18:12
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Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://www3.sympatico.ca/thehockeyattic/goaliedrydenonstick.jpg[/img]
What really went on in Dryden's mind all those years: ''Row row row your boat gently down the stream...''
Who knew my mask was so ugly it was going to be a serial killer's M.O. |
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Axey
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
877 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2008 : 13:18:57
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Originally posted by Alex
[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1394/1355978652_0181b3e59a_o.jpg [/img]
''Jeremy had always been taught about balance at school. So he let Mrs. MacLaen and her 22 students sit on one side of the bench; he and his 24 stanley cup rings sat on the other''
"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."
-Herb Brooks
There can only be 1 winner, everyone knows that |
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Alex
PickupHockey All-Star
Canada
2816 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2008 : 20:36:46
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[img]http://www.schultzimages.com/melrose/images/061407doan-stratus.jpg[/img]
''Team Canada did not name Shane the captain for his ability to ''score'' in this sense, altough it was a nice bonus '' |
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